What did he say? Really, exactly how did Tim Cook describe Apple’s stunningly successful iPad and what was that soundbite about their revolutionary tablet computer in education? Thankfully, we don’t have to guess at the words — just the meaning.

Sometimes it takes the better part of a day and other times just a few hours. This go ’round it was the latter — the 2011 Q3 Apple Quarterly Earnings Call podcast is available on the iTunes. To download this iteration and all future conference calls, just subscribe — it’s free, highly informative and you can scrub through it forwards and backwards to your heart’s content.

Apple has also posted the cached stream of their 2011 Q3 quarter results analyst conference call, which is pretty handy when you’re out, about and connected.