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Thank the stars for the preponderance of poorly dressed tech gawds. Well, poor in the eyes of those who schlep and shill fashion, but how much stock can you place in the opinion of people that don’t live in a frayed, stained hoody or fly, fly black turtleneck?

Some people actually read GQ Magazine, I’m almost exclusively interested in the photos. However, if you were interested in straining your eyes, they’ve pulled together a bit of link bait entitled CTRL+ALT+DEL: The 15 Worst-Dressed Men Of Silicon Valley and our favorite fruit company’s CEO features at the bottom of the list:

Apple releases an iPhone every 0.5 seconds. Steve Jobs never gets an upgrade. The Svengali’s self-inflicted uniform (black turtleneck, dad jeans, Seinfeld kicks) rival Superman’s in its homogeneity — a style blunder no AutoCorrect can fix.

OK then. At least they’ve got Mila Kunas in the same issue and you can get her, as well as the fashion drivel, in GQ for iPad — the app is free and individual issues sell for $1.99 each.

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