Apple Chief Executive Officer Tim Cook and Chief Financial Officer Peter Oppenheimer go through this routine a couple weeks after the end of each quarter, though the information they report each time can’t be described as ho hum or boring.

Apple has reported yet another stellar quarter on the back of surging iPhone (+128 percent), iPad (+111 percent) and Mac (+26 percent) sales.

However, just reading Apple’s press release isn’t all that edifying — drink the Kool-Aid and listen to the company’s Quarterly Earnings Call, available as either a cached stream or podcast.