The internet is chock-a-block with iPad 3 reviews or people quoting iPad 3 reviews. And, every single one of them was written by a journalist or blogger on Apple’s trusted list. That said, a product, nay, event this important cries out for sarcasm.

If you’re interested in what real journalists have to say, there’s plenty of that out there. Nevertheless, you really need to see the Funny or Die review, which lays it on pretty thick…