Made with unicorn tears? Nope, Apple uses 'magic dust'

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Made with unicorn tears? Nope, Apple uses ‘magic dust’

26 June 2012 1,432 views 4 Comments

contrary to rumors, apple uses neither unicorn tears nor chuck norris' tears to make its product irresistible.

What is the special feature, the secret sauce found in every iPhone, iPad and Mac, making them impossible to resist. Popular opinion would have your believe that unicorn tears — some whisper Apple uses Chuck Norris’ tears (balderdash, Chuck doesn’t cry) — but the truth of the matter is much more mundane, at least according to Dilbert.

Yes, boys and girls, Apple sprinkles its products with magic dust and, voila!, everything little thing the company does sell like bath salts. No wonder the kids can’t get enough…

What’s your take?

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