Length vs Girth? There's an App for That

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Length vs Girth? There’s an App for That

28 January 2013 2,361 views 3 Comments

Where does your John Thomas stand in the length vs girth debate? Buying the wrong size is the number one reason condoms fail. Well fail no more…

Men (and precocious boys)! How many times has this happened to you? There you are, standing in front of the condoms at the drug store, dozens of choices and most of the wrong. Where does your John Thomas stand in the length vs girth debate?

Buying the wrong size is the number one reason condoms fail. Well fail no more, because there is an app for that! Get Condom Size ($0.99) and you will know once and for all.

With this app you will be able to very easily determine your condom size through step by step instructions, find out exact details and sizes of over 30 condoms, purchase condoms, access educational condom tips and view a ton of fun facts about condoms!

How to use it? Just “Hold hard member straight against inches or cm on sides of screen” and follow the onscreen instructions.

Straight? That’s a non-starter for m… some guys.

And, for those who don’t want to embarrass their iPhone while using this app, Condom Size is also designed for iPad.

That said, the users reviews are scathing (small men?) and Condom Size costs only $0.99 (have fun)…

‘Nuff said.

via Daily Mail UK

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