Some Apple customers are indeed more equal than others. The guys at FCP.co, a British Final Cut Pro site, got theirs and have published drool worthy Mac Pro porn — let the unboxing begin.

“We have been lucky to get our hands on a new Mac Pro here in the FCP.co, so we thought we would share the unboxing with you before we get down to testing it out,” they gush. “Somebody has already commented on the shirt!!!”

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Yeah, the shirt is pretty tacky — a little too Duck Dynasty for my taste. But who cares? Although we’ve all seen pics and video before, it’s hard to get over just how small the 2013 Mac Pro is, wow.

Thanks, guys, for the Mac Pro porn. Nicely done, but next try to wear something a little more tastefully British next time, like a Mötorhead t-shirt.

Mac Pro Porn: Hands On-ish

Pan, pan, panning away… For their part, The Verge has published a video hands that brings to life how ridiculously small, fast and quiet the 2013 Mac Pro is.

Not much here beyond eye candy, but what beautiful eye candy it is…

What’s your take?

Via FCP.co

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